What does a can of tuna say?

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What does a can of tuna say?

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes