What does a can of tuna say?

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes