What does a can of tuna say?

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes