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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.