Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.