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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy