Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy