What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.