What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.