What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!