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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!