What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.