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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.