What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.