What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)