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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.