How can you tell if an engineer is an e...

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)