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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.