What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.