What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B