What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.