What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.