What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.