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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Because they can spell it.

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He wanted to go bear foot.

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Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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His lucky people's foot!

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Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!