Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.