Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.