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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark