Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark