Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.