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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im