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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.