How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.