How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!