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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms