How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away