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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!