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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.