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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.