Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!