Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.