Spoil Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Little Bear Jokes More Little Bear Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

Mini Skirt Jokes More Mini Skirt Jokes

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.