Spoil Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.