Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!