Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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A pat on the head.

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A sanitary owl

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Pamper Jokes More Pamper Jokes

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.