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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!