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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.