What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster