What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.