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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!