What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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An amber alert was issued

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She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Hopscotts.

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He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.