What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.