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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.