What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)