What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.