Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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