Darude Sandstorm.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Ghost buzzards
Because of all the sand which is there.
Camal-Flage
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
Very tired feet.
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Darude Sandstorm
Because of the sand which is there.
Octopie
You're hot
A first aid kitty!
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Dry Humour.
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
Lost.
The Polar Bear
It's a Nicki Mirage.
In a cacti!
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Because he was deserted by his friends
To the morgue.
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BakLAVA
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
A legend
Half of them are lyin'.
Chin up pal.
I just need some bread.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
