So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
Darude Sandstorm.
They both have Sandy Claws.
Ghost buzzards
Because of all the sand which is there.
Camal-Flage
It's full of Arab Seamen.
A hot mess.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
They are full of Iranian seman
Very tired feet.
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Darude Sandstorm
Because of the sand which is there.
Octopie
You're hot
Because they are full of ISIS seamen.
A first aid kitty!
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Dry Humour.
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
Lost.
The Polar Bear
It's a Nicki Mirage.
In a cacti!
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Because he was deserted by his friends
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Groanhenge
You get very lumpy ice cream!
A Meringueutan
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
I'm wringing wet.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Andromedary
She thought she was a dromedary.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Hebrews.
A match made in Heaven.
A wooden slipper
It's all in the execution.
Sad terrorist