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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har