What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"