Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because a tuna can!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Scurvy
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
He had to wait in a Q!
T-A-T-E-R.