Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
A good start.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Guesu
Just Loki I guess
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They think, therefore they arrrr
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
