What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.