What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.