Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.