Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.