Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.