Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...