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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.