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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.