What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!