What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic