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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.