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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!