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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.