When it turns into a driveway.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Give her a shovel.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
He was Snowden.