Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge