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Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.