Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
A Kia Soul.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Semi-retired.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
Groanhenge
