Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.