Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.