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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Lawn chair.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.