Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.