She wanted to get a dark tan.
Student: "Alive".
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because eggs were going up!
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Artificial Intelligence!
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Lawn chair.
