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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.