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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.