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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)