Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.