Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.