What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.