What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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He forgot the safe word

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing