What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!