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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing