What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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You mech a wish.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.