What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing