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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey