What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."