What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs