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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs