What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."