What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey