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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH