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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

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AN APPLE!**

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Rady O'Gaga

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Yakuztics

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.