What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH