What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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A premature evacuation.

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Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Because they "can't even."

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

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PYONG! YANG!

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He was Russian.

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An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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A loli-pop

Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH