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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.