How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me