How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me