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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.