How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion