This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Log log log log log log log log log...
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
