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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion