Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.