Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.