Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one