What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.