Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!