How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!