How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!