How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!