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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!