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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!