How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.