Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack