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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up