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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.