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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.