Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox