Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.