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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.