Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.