So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
An e-mergency.
Because he would only do the minimum?
A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
You're getting on my wick.
They both went up in flames.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
When there's a stamp on it.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh