Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.