How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho