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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.