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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)