How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho