What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!