What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.