What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila