What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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