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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What the heck?

Who are those people up there

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...