What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.