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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea