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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish