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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.