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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.