What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish