Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.