What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.