What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.