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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?