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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.