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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?