What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny