Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new