Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!