Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.