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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away