Why did Mario always bring Toad to part...

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?