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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard