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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.