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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!