Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What goes after USA?

USB.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Oz Moses.

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Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile