Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron