Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.