Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!