Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.