Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.