Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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He didn't like nuns.

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They don't like getting close to the net!

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

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A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.