Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?