What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.