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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.