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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey