What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.