What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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Leave the EU.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.