What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Namaste

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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A force of habit

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You better not make a habit out of this.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.