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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.