What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.