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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism