What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism