How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.