How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight