How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again