How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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