How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.