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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese