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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt