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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.