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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2