What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.